Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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