i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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