i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
