She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
dude. I can hear the air.
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