i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I have fence marks all over my body
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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