but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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