I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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