just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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