not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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