I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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