yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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