put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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