lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Randomize
