All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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