We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize
