Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
