Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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