Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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