just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
