do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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