Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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