You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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