make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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