I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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