Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry lindsay13 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.

Fav 18 990 3343
share tweet
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off

Fav 39 7220 2489
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(320): View more from Minnesota

I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.

Fav 12 1299 4802
share tweet
(845): View more from New York

i can't find my house

(1-845): View more from New York

we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

(845): View more from New York

i'm pretty sure my house moved.

Fav 51 14290 1960
share tweet
(765): View more from Indiana

I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.

Fav 5 2166 884
share tweet
(810): View more from Michigan

hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list

(989): View more from Michigan

haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters

Fav 11 1808 746
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(619): View more from California

Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats

Fav 3 742 494
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits

Fav 0 929 360
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(317): View more from Indiana

Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML

Fav 0 60 30
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT