You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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