somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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