I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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