just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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