your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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