I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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