Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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