the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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