You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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