You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
