She announced her abortion via fbk
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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