i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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