If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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