Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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