I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
another moral hangover. fuck.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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