she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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