The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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