i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He better not be in your backpack
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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