So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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