Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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