Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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