sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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