he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Randomize
