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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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