Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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