lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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