so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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