think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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