I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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