I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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